February 2012
Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
42chickens asked: How long have you been on Tumblr?
42chickens asked: If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?
42chickens asked: I love french bulldogs! But, I prefer the American or Olde Boston bulldog. Are french bulldogs your favorite type of dog?
42chickens asked: Any Pets?
42chickens asked: Favorite color?
Anyone want to be my tumblr friend? Or just...
Please :)) I’m really bored and I’d love to make friends in here :)
COME ON!
